What about the 'clean' version ?

Oh dear what can the matter be
Three old ladies nattering happily
They were chating from Monday to Saturday
And nobody knew they were there

The first lady's name was Elizabth Humphrey
She sat down and made herself comfy
She revelled in scandal and she let her tongue free
Ad nobody knew they were there

The next lady's name was Jennifer Walters
Her favourite topic was savng her daughter
From letting the wrong man lead her to the altar
When Nobody knew they were there

And I cant remember the last verse