when you are making soup and can't find the GD f***ing spoon that was right there on the GD saucer just one f**ing minute ago! It was the only spoon that was... oh... you gotta get another spoon to get the spoon you were using out of the pot that you were making soup in.

Totally ficticious, of course. I just made that up.

Scuse me... I gotta check on the soup. If I can find the GD ladle.