Toronto should stop trying to win the Stanley Cup, because there are simply too many teams now and the odds are too long of becoming the winner. It's unrealistic to even try.

Instead, Toronto should send some well-trained agents to steal the Stanley Cup, bring it back to Toronto, and then refuse to give it up unless paid some enormous ransom by the rest of the League. The League would probably refuse to pay, so Toronto could just keep the Cup for good after that, eh?