All the doggies went to a party
They came from near and far
Some came by aeroplane some came by car
But ere inside the city wall they were allowed to look
Till every little doggy, had hung his bottom on a hook
They gathered in the party room, each mother son and sire
When all of sudden, someone shouted, fire!
They all rushed out in panic and didn't stop to look
Each doggy grabbed a bottom from the nearest hook
That's why a doggy when he leaves his masters home
Smells another doggy's bottom to see if it's his own