Well the difference is that when we went for the Olympics we had Tony (Smooth Operator) Blair pushing it.

Now we've got Fish Face Cameron with the wellknown Tory dictum (TINA)There IS NO ALTERNATIVE to being sodding useless. Between them, I bet Cameron and Beckham must have held the audience spellbound. Great! An aphasic dyslaectic subliterate and David Beckham. How could we fail?