I shan't buy the John Cage track.
If I want to (not) hear it, I'll just play the piece myself.
I could improvise r vary the tempo, and play it longer or shorter. Or maybe re-orchestrate it and not play each section on a different instrument.
Obviously I will not be buying any other Christmas "number one" either.
I don't recall a single one worth even the most discounted price.
Cheers
Dave