'I wish I could sit on my arse watching telly all day, instead of trudging through the snow to work, to earn money'

Luxury....sheer luxury! We used to dream about being able to trudge. We used to battle our way through a blizzard, through frostbite and a nasty hangover and THEN....drive a Vauxhall Viva sideways down the road from Tamworth to Birmingham.

And you get paid for it! You young uns...!