"What have the Lib Dems done for us lately (apart from kiss conservative arses)?"

Well, talking about where I live, Richard, the Lib Dems have done a hell of a lot more for us locally than the the smug, arrogant, sanctimonious, duplicitous Labour tw*ts in the Town Hall.

And I notice that you didn't confirm or deny any of the things that I said about Labour above.