In the interests of greater efficiency and to avoid having a scattered mind, I have decided to compartmentalize my worrying and worry about different things on different days, as follows:
1. On Mondays I will worry about people reading my credit cards. 2. On Tuesdays I will worry about gay bashing and gay marriage. 3. On Wednesdays I will worry about anti-Semitism. 4. On Thursdays I will worry about Obama, North Korea, and Iran. 5. On Fridays I will worry about killer bees, termites, and bed bugs. 6. On Saturdays I will worrry about pit bulls. 7. On Sundays I will worring about aging and illness.