swingin' from tree branches by his tail and everything. ????

The way I heard it Chongo ain't had any tail for a long long time.

Most would say that although he tries he's also not much of a "swinger," no matter how much he'd like to socially acceptable enough to get in on some of it.

(If he ever did they'd have to add fleas and lice to the reportable STD list.)

John