'Twas Christmas Day in the Workhouse

Twas Christmas Day in the workhouse
The whitewashed walls were bare
They doled out Christmas Pudding
To all the paupers there

One pauper got excited
And using naughty words
He struck the master with his cuff
Said 'You can stick your Flaming Duff'

(then start song:)
Beer is Best (have another one)
Beer is Best (have another one)
Makes you fit, makes you strong,
Puts a little muscle on the old bong, bong
Beer makes bonny Britons
Beer has stood the test
What did Adam say to Eve?
Beer is Best

or,if you prefer a slightly bawdier version:

Beer is Best (have another one)
Beer is Best (have another one)
Makes you fit, makes you shit,
Puts a little muscle on the old left tit
Beer makes bonny Britons
Beer has stood the test
What did Adam say to Eve?
Beer is Best