It was Christmas day in the cookhouse
The walls were grim and bare
The sergeant cook was serving duff to all the gunners there
Up stepped a fair young gunner
The Bravest of them all
He hit the sergeant with the duff
Said we don't want this F****ing stuff
Cos beer is best beer is best
Makes you fit makes you stron
Puts some muscle on the old Ding Dong
Beer builds bonny babies and beer has stood the test
What was it Adam said to Eve?
Beer is best

It was out in Hindustani the sun was beating down
Up came a chatty Wallah with some water on his brow
Go away you chatty Wallah go away you Gungadin
How dare you bring that stuff to me
Away and find a brewery
Cos beer is best etc.......