Also, my vast knowledge of Scriptures (Christian, Islamic, etc.) tells me that there is no third letter of Paul to the Corinthians. I did find this, though I think it might be a bit suspect:

The Way Named Straight
Tarsus, Province of Syria

My Dear Corinthians:

I, Paul, by the will of God an Apostle, having written twice to you on several matters of great importance now find myself compelled to write a third time.

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it any more.

SHAPE UP!

Paul, by the grace of God, Apostle to the Gentiles