I just checked the billing schedule for Lane, Fielding, Patterson and Swan, Layabouts for Hire and noted that lying around a hospital does not generate billable hours, nor does time spent snoozing under general anaesthesia.

Our fourth quarter earnings are well under projections, even with Fielding working all the overtime he does. You need to get your ass out of the hospital and get back to the serious work of doing nothing.

Swan, General Partner.