Sure there were government investigations claiming that I planned, engineered and knew all along of the addictive properties of The Mudcat. There were never any charges brought against us. There was word that one of our former elves had an interoffice memo concerning a scientific study performed by Boise State University that confirming that The Mudcat is in fact addictive, but that elf mysteriously disappeared along with the memo. He was eventually found confused and disoriented just outside of the Spring Gulch Folk Festival on a rainy Monday afternoon, but without said memo. It was also rumored that I attended the Spring Gulch Festival that year, suggesting that I had something to do with the disoriented elf and the missing memo, but I have an alibi… Bert was with me.