Chrisakes,Grease! What'll you do without your appendix? If I were you I'd have it bronzed and wear it around my neck for a good luck amulet.

(to the tune of Oklahoma)
App-PEND-icitis
When your gut starts kickin like a mule
(appendicitis!) when they wheel you in
and shave your skin
and laugh like hyenas at your tool!

You know that you've got a brand new scar
to show to your buddies at the bar!
and when they say
OUCH ki-yip-i-o-kiyay
they're only saying you've got an ass like a blowtorch
so light a match, and stand away...ay...AY..AY...AY...AY....AY!!
APPENDICITIS! HOORAY!
BOOM!!!