Damn!

I was really enjoying the Olympics. I didn't realise that if I did I couldn't still love the wife, cook her dinner for her every night and still get my head shaved for charity on October 10.(I could do with some sponsors by the way)

Well that's really pissed me off. I suppose I'll have to stop enjoying it now. What's even worse is that now I've learned this startling revelation, I realise the wife doesn't love me either. She loves the Olympics too.

Cheers

Bugsy