a man died and found himself in the most beautiful place he could imagine. His spookie guide gave him anything he wanted, in any amount, for any length of time. He pigged out on sex, booze, gambling...all the great pleasures. About 6 months later, he grew restless, and said to his guide "Look, all this is great but, I'm bored now and I want my computer so I can check the forum." His guide said "Thats the one thing you can never do again." The man dispared, and said "WHAT? I have to spend eternity without the Mudcat? Why, I might as well be in HELL!" and his guide said, "Where do you think you are?"