Zig-Zag!! Are you listening?
On our brows, sweat is glistening!
Our heart rates are high,
As are you and I,
Wasted in a Stoner Wonderland.

Gone away, is the sherriff!
Here to stay
Is Gurdieff!
He keeps us amused
As language we lose,
Grokking in a Stoner's Wonderland!

In the cellar you lit up a reefer,
Made of Maui Wowie pure and fine.
If you ask do I want some I'd as lief, sir,
'Cuz leaf like that is sure to blow your mind!

Later on, paranoia
Will begin to destroy ya,
Ya gotta stay hip
To dig the whole trip,
Grooving in a Stoner's Wonderland!
Yeah, munching in a Stoner's wonderland.
Oh, grooving in a...I forget...never mind...

Say, didja ever REALLY look at Bobert's HANDS???

(Fade out)