And old one, X rated...but somewhat on recent topic:


A college friend was visiting his old pal Murphy, who became a priest. They were out late at a resturant.

The next morning when the friend called over to visit the Reverend, he found him ill in bed. "The food I had must have been bad, I had the runs all night, stated the priest. Trougle is, I have confession in ten minutes and I cant do it. Would you mind sitting in for me", he asked his friend.

"Well no, said the friend, I dont know a thing about your church, confession. It also sounds like something God would frown on, said the friend"

"Oh God wouldn't mind, said the priest. And, I can give you a crash course on confession. It's dark in there, and no one but us would know". You simply bless 'em when they come in, ask them to list their sins, and here's a list of pennance you can issue, he said handing over a paper.

Finally he agreed to help out his priest friend.

All went well for the first ten confessions. But, a young boy was next, who confessed a sin, not on the list. "I proformed oral sex with my cousin, Johnnie", said the boy.

Being resourceful the priests friend wispered to the alter boys outside the confessional. "how much does Fr. Murphy give for a BJ?"

"He gives me a chocolate bar", said one. "I get a package of gum", replied the other"