A priest and a nun were playing golf. The nun was a good player and the priest, who was a bad-tempered sort, wasn't playing too well. At the 9th hole, he missed a vital shot and said, "Shit! missed again!" The nun screwed up her face in annoyance but said nothing. A couple of hole later, the priest muffed another show and said angrily, "Shit! missed again!" The nun shook her head but kept her temper. The 13th hole came along and the priest did it again - and on the 15th. On the 17th, the priest missed an easy put, threw down his club in rage and bellowed, "SHIT! MISSED AGAIN!" The nun finally turned to him and said, "Father, your language is disgusting. If you say that once more, I shall pray to God to strike you down with a thunderbolt". Sure enough, on the 18th hole it was all to play for. The nun holed out beautifully and the priest needed to make the shot to square the match. He missed and shouted out "SHIT! MISSED AGAIN!" The nun knelt and prayed for a few moments. As she stood up, a dark cloud rolled over the sky, the heavens opened and a thunderbolt - struck the nun stone dead. A great voice boomed out from the sky above: "AAH SHIT! MISSED AGAIN!"