Old Father Kelly was walking back from visiting a old couple of his parish when he was accosted by a streetwalker.

"Hey, Padre! Wanna get it on?"
"My daughter, what you are doing is sinful and endangers your immortal soul."
"Well, if you change your mind here's my card."

The next day he met her again and said, "Daughter, I prayed for you all night."

"Aw, Father," said she, "if you woulda phoned I woulda been right over."