A Priest and a Rabbi Happened to have a church and a synagogue next to one another in a particular town
both the Rabbi and the Priest were both determined to have a better attendance than the other, consequently a competitive edge developed between them, as each one tried new methods to attract new members to their congregation.
one day the Priest was absolutely astounded to see the Rabbi crossing himself , this continued for several days eventually after a week of this behaviour ,the Priests curiosity could not be sated, so the priest breaking his rule never to talk to the RABBI, could not contain himself any longer.
approaching the RABBI,the Priest unable to contain his fury any longer...thunders.. what is the meaning of you crossing yourself , are you taking the Mickey out of my religion?
oh no says RABBI just checking I have everything...wallet, watch, spectacles, testicles.