A priest, a vicar and a rabbi were discussing they apportioned the collection money each week.
The priest said he put it all on a plate and tossed it up over the vestry table - whatever fell on the table was for the church, the rest for the cleric.
The vicar said he did the same, but with the reverse allocation of the money.
The rabbi said that he did the same, but "If it stays in the air, it's for God."
Shalom, Dave.