I have an idea here. Chongo needs money "bad" with the holidays approaching. "Real bad." He's willing to work at any time.

Spaw needs additional security while he's bedridden, someone to watch over him and make sure he gets treated right, and that's where Chongo comes in.

Chongo is willing to stand guard over Spaw and be in his room at all times to make sure that no one does anything they shouldn't and that all is copacetic. He will be heavily armed, because he always is. Spaw need fear nothing with Chongo on guard at the foot of the bed.

He's willing to do it for very reasonable wages too, and will while away the hours reading his entertainment magazines and perusing those nice pictures that fold out in the middle pages.

Phone information in Chicago and ask for the number of Chongo Chimp, Karen. Do it now.