"Rollin' in dough"??????

Yeah, sourdough! There was an industrial-sized accident at the Orillia bakery the other day, and I got caught in the "blowback". I was purchasing a loaf of rye bread when there was this godawful "WHOOOMPF!!!!!!!" sound and the entire kitchen area at the back exploded into the shopping area at the front. I and 13 other innocent people were engulfed in a tidal wave of rapidly expanding sourdough. They had to call ambulances from as far away as Gravenhurst to deal with it. The sourdough came to life like in that movie "The Blob" and it crawled down the street and engulfed the City Hall and the Chamber of Commerce. 39 Orillians have vanished! The army had to be called in to cordon off the downtown. I barely escaped alive.

So as usual, Bobert, this street you keep getting word on is grossly misinformed. I bet they still think Elvis is alive down there too.

Say...did you just call Chongo a monkey? You did, didn't you? Boy, when he gets ahold of you....! Ouch. It will not be nice.