"What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?" –Jim Morrison

" My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch."

–Jack Nicholson


"Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns."–Mitch Ratcliffe

"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress a woman was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was beter to own their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
–Scott Adams