If you want ticklery, cutlery, slappery
Then go out walking with old Mister Rapparee.
If you want fantasies, Dylan and gawking,
Then choose to spend your time mooning and Hawking!
If you like country life, cawing and mooing
You might be happier up north a-Gnuing.
If learned and yearning for wisdom unaging
Go to the southwest for some Stilly Saging!
But if you want whining, or rumors to tell,
Forget the BeeDubya and go straight to Ell.
And you want tomes told and guidance most wisely
Turn to the north for a session with Eiseley!


Gladstone Myrtle Dupree III
Reveries on Reverence
Punkin da Runcible Press, Halifax 1918