You're not thinking of ending it all, are you, Amos? Get a grip, mister, it's not that bad! I know we all face that dark night of the soul on occasion, like the fallow years I faced around the time the original Star Trek show wrapped up. I had some low moments, I can tell you. T.J. Hooker sucked! And, boy, did I know it. But I always kept in mind the as yet uncharted possibilities of life....the poss-i-BIL-ities, Amos! And it never took me long to pick myself up again and renew my faith and confidence.

What I advise you to do is reconsider your whole position now and not do anything hasty. There is no need for you to be talking about coffins, my good man. Why, your best years may yet lie ahead of you. Keep that in mind. Twitter me if you experience any more of those self-destructive thoughts, okay?

And you can call me "Bill".