I did some additional research after posting in another thread and realized that I had some errors, so here is the updated breakdown of my postings:

# of posts as of now............................7615
# needed to equal word count of War and Peace...6739
# containing the word "fock" or a variant.......3296
# ragging on Meebo..............................2934
# ragging on somebody besides Meebo.............2763
# addressing idiots who don't read the thread...2231
# addressing the NYCFTTS or its inmates.........2972
# talking about Cletus, Paw, and the Reg boys...1219
# actually addressing the thread topic.......... 211
# causing massive thread creep..................6681
# stating concern over Peter T's mental health.. 946
# asking what the hell Peter T is talking about. 946
# talking about Jeri's hooters and dragonflies..1188
# defending the honor of kat or WyoWoman........ 0
# describing El Swanno's Farting Hi-Dive Act.... 721
# pointing out Little Hawk's shortcomings....... 639
# saying Rick is either a genius or a nerd...... 954
# containing references to bizarre sexual acts..4209
# explaining to Mick how to stuff a thong....... 745
# referencing Cleigh O'Possum or Waylon Heron...2734
# written in a sarcastic tone...................6419
# with no redeeming social value whatsoever.....7613
# with actual valuable information.............. 2

I can't remember what those two were about, but I know I posted them............

Spaw