I wish there were a way to duct tape the trolls and their "camp followers" together and get them the fuck out of the threads. You're like a brawl that starts at the dining room table and crashes through walls and doors throughout the neighborhood until running out of steam several blocks and demolished houses away. Then you find something else to fight about.

You might feel like you need an audience, but I don't think your audience thanks you. As one person who has to wade through your shit in whatever thread you're currently brawling through, and as a member of your accidental audience who wonders if you have any control over yourselves at all:

please

shut

up.