OuCh! kendall, how dare you attack the sacred Davy Crockett story! Do you realize what you are doing in questioning such things??? The happiness of uncounted children depends upon having faith in Davy's ability to slay grizzly b'ars at the age of 3, not to mention his mother's uncanny ability to give birth on the topmost point of a mountain in Tenessee. These things were ordained by the elders of yore, they were further endorsed by Disney, and they should NEVER be doubted for a moment!

Repent of your sins and recant, brother! (or face eternal damnation)