Wait...

I've changed my mind. It's not the unseen (yet ever present) gyrating go-go girls who make folk radio the huge success that it is...though, God knows, they are one of its sustaining pillars.

But nope. It's not them.

I'll tell you what it is that makes folk radio a success. It is the complete absence of Bobby Vinton polkas, Tony Clifton ballads, and Wayne Newton songs! That's what does it.

You can all quit now and move on to some other thread. ;-) Nothing more to see here.