St. Peter says, "That was an unfortunate accident fellows, especially on Christmas day. We have a tradition. Can you come up with something appropriate to celebrate this holy day?"

The New Brunswicker reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bic lighter and says, "This is a candle." and St. Peter waves him in.

The Cape Bretoner reaches into his pocket and pulls out keys, jingles them and says, "These are bells." and St. Peter waves him in.

The Newfoudlander reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of pantyhose and says, "Those are Carol's."