They say don't go to the Playboy Mansion.
If you do, better take yore knife.
'Cause Hughie Hefner has some purty young Playmates
Though they say he's took one for his wife.
You don't know which one he has chosen,
'Cause they all look purty much the same.
They're all top-heavy, slim an' slender,
An' they're all about one-fourth his age.