An elderly Amish couple are traveling down the road in their horse & buggy when they get pulled over by a state trooper.
The trooper orders the old man down & directs him behind the buggy.

"Now,I pulled you over because your reflector is about to fall off the back of your wagon"Said the trooper.
"But, when I walked up front,I couldn't help but notice that you've got a rope tied around that horses testicles".
"I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time,but don't let me catch you again with these violations".

The Amish gentleman agrees,& climbs back into the buggy.
As he settles into his seat,his wife turns & says,"What was that all about?"
"Well,the officer says my reflector is falling off,& there's something wrong with my emergency brake".