In case he starts texting, these "senior codes" may come in handy...


                        ATD: At The Doctor's

                        BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

                        BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

                        CBM: Covered By Medicare

                        CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

                        DWI: Driving While Incontinent

                        FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

                        FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

                        FYI: Found Your Insulin

                        GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

                        GHA: Got Heartburn Again

                        HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

                        IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

                        LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

                        LOL: Living On Lipitor

                        LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

                        OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

                        OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

                        ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor laughing... And Can't Get Up

                        TTYL: Talk To You Louder

                        WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

                        WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

                        WTP: Where's The Prunes?

                        WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil