999 ~~'The Cs Us Ts great Ps' joke actually occurs, not in the Ophelia play-scene dialogue in Hamlet, but in Malvolio's letter scene in Twelfth Night.
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Lox ~~ "1. The two papers reporting Ake's slur on Pakistanis are ... Guess ... the Sun and The Mail."

Purely as a matter of fact and suggesting no other comment on the topic, THIS WAS THE LEAD STORY IN THIS MORNING'S 'TIMES'.

~M~