Spaw's Blues

Woke up the mornin', tube in my throat,
Yeah, I work up the mornin', tube in my throat
This really sucks ditch water,
Havin' this tube in my throat.

Well I went to go pee-pee,
Found a catheter there.
Yeah, I went to go pee-pee,
Found a catheter there.
Saves me from funbling 'round,
Searchin' down there.

They took out that throat tube,
Thought it was time for lunch
Yeah, they took out that throat tube
Just in time for lunch
But they went and cut my throat
Didn't git no lunch.

Now I been a hotty
Since the day I was born
Yeah I been a hotty
Since the day I was born
But packed in these ice packs
I could just fret and mourn.

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