WILL THE COOKIES BE ALL BROKEN

{sung to ,will the circle....}

(chorus}: Will the cookies be all broken,
And the loaves of bread attacked,
I can't rest till Betty Crocker,
And the doughboy have been whacked.

My name is Sammy Feldman,
And no one can understand,
The kind of thrill it gives me,
To smash baked goods with my hands.

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Doesn't matter if it's whole wheat,
It doesn't matter if it's rye,
Or a loaf of pumpernickle,
Gives me a twinkle in my eye.

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I was standing by the baked goods,
With my wife there by my side,
When she turned to get some crackers,
I committed yeasticide.

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Then I headed for the cookies,
Yet they knew not of their doom,
First I'll start with Honey Grahams,
Then I'll stalk the Lorna Doone.

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But I did not see the camera,
That taped all these violent tales,
I was hauled away in shackles,
With cookies neath my fingernails.

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Now I'm standing in the courtroom,
I can't plead my innocence,
Cause they've got a bag of Oreos,
Covered with my fingerprints.

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Now the judge thinks I'm unstable,
He says I'm crazy in the head,
But in jail they give you 3 squares,
And each meal's served with bread.

Will the cookies all be broken,
And the loaves of bread attacked,
I can't rest till Betty Crocker,
And the Doughboy have been whacked.

Ron, whoallofasuddenhasacravingforadonut.

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