Doc gave me two puffers (doctor samples) today for my bronchitis as we are into shovelling sticky snow in mild weather mode. And, he inspected my buddy that followed behind me a while back... when he said "that looks very good" I burst out laughing and he started to chuckle and said he meant it was a good job... and we both took too laughing (ahhh, that's funny if you read the tread about my having had a haemorrhoidectomy a while back).

Then, he "proceded further" with the annuassal exam. He asked if I had good pressure. I replied I was feeling pretty good pressure at the moment and laughter again ensued. He CURTLY SAID, "When you pee!" I said, "Well, I could let you know in a few minutes but I don't think it will count."

I must say, when I got outside, I had the first enjoyable, with NO pain, fart I have had since the pain in the ass began. Matter of fact, I had several today and was very happy. Unfortunately, my next prostate exam will be in a year. I wonder if there are any holistic medicine practioners I could hire for such "therepy"? I'd shove my own finger up my ass but I am not a pro so I don't wanna fuck myself up eh?