ENEMA wildest imagination, I couldn't have predicted this thread arising from the BOWELS of obscurity. Frank, if you're gonna sing this and not use the CRAPPO, perhaps you better stand. Sitting on a STOOL could get pretty uncomfortable. It should start out SOFTLY but by the third or fourth MOVEMENT it should be moderately loud (MESSI FARTE) with increasing SCENTS of urgency. Your instrument will of course be UNPLUGGED. Controlling your WIND is important, you need to hold it so you don't sound FLATulant. A harmonica interlude would be a nice touch, but be certain to only inhale, you don't want to BLOW OUT in front of an audience .

Remember it is better to bury your HEAD in the sand as an ostrich than to DIE A RHEA.

I know I am going to be sorry I wrote this

rich r