Accordions are truly great
On this there can be no debate
For those who do the squeezebox hate,
Come here and let me thump your pate.

For though the squeezebox conjures scorn
(And some would liken it to porn)
Of the choirs of heaven it was born
To herald in the coming morn.

So if you go and get a box
And play it like a clever fox
With strength and form just like an ox
Upon your house shall be no pox.