You just break out the glue, Drew
Bring in a stud, Bud
Put on a clamp, Champ
Jes' lissen to me.
Just scarf in a leg, Meg
Glue some veneer, dear!
Glue in a dowel, Raoul!
You'll set yourself free.
Just tap in a brad, Dad
Add some glue from a horse, Morse!
Just drill in a screw, Moo,
And let it all be.