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Thread #98174 Message #3079047
Posted By: GUEST,betty
20-Jan-11 - 08:08 PM
Thread Name: Lyr ADD: Crazy Old Man From China
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Crazy Old Man From China
My mom taught it to me as a kid in the 90s.
My mother she told me to open the door but I didn't wanna I opened the door, he fell on the floor the bald headed man from China
My mother, she told me to take off his coat but I didn't wanna I took off his coat, he smelled like a goat the bald head man from China
My mother, she told me to take off his hat but I didn't wanna I took off his hat, he looked like a rat the bald head man from China
My mother, she told me to take off his shoes but I didn't wanna I took off his shoes, he sang the blues the bald head man from China
My mother, she told me to take off his pants but I didn't wanna I took off his pants, he started to dance the bald head man from China
My mother, she told me to take off his shirt but I didn't wanna I took off his shirt, he fell in the dirt the bald head man from China
That's all I remember. I always wondered why my mom (born in the 60s) told me to undress a bald head man from China who showed up at my door