Told this story before...but still apposite.
Ceilidh at Festival...Doing FOH sound.
Drunk Morris dancer complains that he can't hear the Melodeon..
Point out to Drunk Morris dancer, that the tune is being played in Bb, on a Saxophone and the Melodeon player is at the bar, buying a beer and having a fag...(not needed on this tune)
Drunk Morris dancer isn't satisfied, and demands "More Melodeon"...
(resist temptation of punching Drunk Morris dancer....but only just)
He fell over half an hour later anyway..!