I `ad one of those Morris Dancers in my cab the other day. `e was from that Ravensbourne lot, `ankies, bells, pig`s bladder and all.
`e said, " Morning Jim. Could you take me to Cecil Sharp `ouse please? We`re gonna get presented with some award and I`ve got to look the business, that`s why I`m dolled up like this".
I said, "Well Maurice, you look the real deal to me. Just like you was at "The "Greyhound" at Keston. What`s this award about then?"
`e said, "It`s for Services to Humour. We still provide more ammunition for those ponces on radio and t.v. `oo call themselves comedians than any other subject!!"

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