Do you find you are forgettin' important things lately? I never forget to laugh, and I never forget to keep my guns loaded, but sometimes I forget to take the garbage out on time. I hate that. If you find you are forgettin' a lotta stuff, there is a memory enhancin' product I can recommend. It is powdered bananas mixed with red hot pepper and made up into suppositories. Every time you get a case of bad memory, you take one and shove it up you-know-where. It feels awful! Matter of fact, it feels so bad that you will probably never forget that particular matter again, cos the body has ways of protectin' itself against repeatin' a really bad experience, and yer body will automatically kick in and make you remember next time.

It so happens that I am sellin' bottles of this incredible memory enhancer for only $25 plus $5 shipping and handling.

But act fast! Supplies are runnin' low! In a week or so it may be too late and you will be sorry you forgot to act when you had the chance. Order NOW!!!! Play it safe and get 3 bottles for a bargain price: Only $70 plus $5 shipping and handling. You CAN'T PASS THAT UP!!!! DO IT NOW!

- Chongo