Of course I can read! I been all the way through Raymond Chandler, mister, and I have read most of the Sam Spade stories too. Tried Mickey Spillane, but he's kinda vulgar.

Rapparee, I did not tell you about the SECRET ingredient. (If I had, it wouldn't be a secret, would it?) ;-D Ook! Ook! Without that you will not get the full effect, so ya better not try makin' your own.

- Chongo