The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #134675   Message #3082893
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
26-Jan-11 - 03:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2011
Subject: RE: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2011
"Luck"

A man who owned a local grocery store was out
delivering orders in his station wagon when he hit
and injured a little, old lady. The lady sued and
was awarded an amount large enough to drive
the man out of business.

After difficult times he managed to accumulate
enough to try again. But a few months after
opening his doors he struck an old gentleman with
his delivery truck. The gentleman sued and collected
big damages, enough to ruin the merchant yet
again.

On a peaceful Sunday the grocer was sitting in his
living room when his little boy entered and called
out,

"Father, Father, Mother's been run over by a great
big bus."

The grocer's eyes filled with tears, and in a voice
trembling with emotion he cried, "Thank the Lord,
my luck's changed at last!"